Jim stares right back, grinning and entirely unfazed by the boy's scrutiny.

And then the kid starts talking, and Jim - apparently - can't stop the snort that breaks free. The sound is undeniably...well. A snort. Exactly what it sounds like.

Because way to humblebrag, fella. If that's not what you're about, why mention it at all?

His tone is nothing more than curious when he follows with, 'what did you do to deserve a statue?'

He is agog.