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Since I just bought a new chair...

You Are Sophisticated and Well Mannered

You're the type of person who can sit all day entertaining guests with witty banter. You believe in presenting yourself in the best light possible. You like to be seen as classy.

You give a first impression of being upper class and even a bit snooty. And you're the first to admit you're a little guilty of that.You are an armchair critic. You can detect quality easily, and you want the best things you can find.

The Chair Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

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Oh, I'm sure you have your politically correct terms and euphemisms.

Your being a big ball of emo angst isn't necessarily the only reason you might want to wear black.

Well, clearly, my attempt at technological wit is lost on you.

Do tell.

Oh. Well... hush, you.

I'm sure you'd know better than I.

At least it earned such a witty comeback.

Maybe I just look good in black.

That's me, witty to the core no matter the occasion.

Uh huh.

...Are you all right?

Yes?

You seem a bit...not yourself again.

I do?

Yes. Of course, I could be mistaken. This isn't exactly the most revealing form of communication.

What makes you think I'm not myself, because I didn't get your joke? Maybe you're just not funny.

I think it was more that you spared my supposed fashion sense a sarcastic comment.

I'll have you know that 'uh huh' was chock full of sarcasm.

Then your sarcasm was poorly conveyed.

Interesting that your initial reaction was concern.

Interesting how?

It's almost as if you actually cared.

Well, you know how highly I value your sarcastic comments, Tess.

If I didn't before I suppose I do now.

Though I find it more interesting that your supposed sarcasm on this particular issue was so subtle it required explanation.

Likely another deficiency on your part, along with your sense of humour.

And what sort of deficiency would that be, precisely?

A Mercer communication deficiency. It's happened before.

Actually, I'd like to think I've managed Mercer communication rather well. Certainly better than many before me.

And there are those who've done better.