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[have_no_mercy]

Since I just bought a new chair...

You Are Sophisticated and Well Mannered

You're the type of person who can sit all day entertaining guests with witty banter. You believe in presenting yourself in the best light possible. You like to be seen as classy. You give a first impression of being upper class and even a bit snooty. And you're the first to admit you're a little guilty of that.You are an armchair critic. You can detect quality easily, and you want the best things you can find.

The Chair Test

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Comments

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

'Snooty.' Interesting way of putting it.

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[have_no_mercy]

Very PC, yes.

Your chair looks horribly uncomfortable.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Very PC?

Does it? I don't know. It looks adequately comfortable to me. And it's black.

[have_no_mercy]

Politically correct. Accurate without being overly offensive. Because I have such a delicate constitution.

It's not the kind of chair you can curl up in. And yes, it's black. I thought that was ridiculously obvious on your part and not worth mentioning.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Ah. And here I thought you were making a technological remark. This is what your culture has done to me.

Shockingly enough, I don't often spend time curled up in a chair. And I must say it's terribly concerning that I've gone from predictable to 'ridiculously obvious.'

[have_no_mercy]

I think your culture is just as much to blame, Major.

You should try it. Also, you should perhaps look in a mirror more often. Black is practically your calling card.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Not in this particular case, no.

I suppose my wardrobe choice must be due to my 'emo' and the fact that I'm a 'big ball of angst.'

[have_no_mercy]

Mmm. Because your culture is so devoid of technology.

That's part of it. Black is also very slimming.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Devoid of PC's, yes. And much less primitive.

Your point being?

[have_no_mercy]

Oh, I'm sure you have your politically correct terms and euphemisms.

Your being a big ball of emo angst isn't necessarily the only reason you might want to wear black.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly, my attempt at technological wit is lost on you.

Do tell.

[have_no_mercy]

Oh. Well... hush, you.

I'm sure you'd know better than I.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

At least it earned such a witty comeback.

Maybe I just look good in black.

[have_no_mercy]

That's me, witty to the core no matter the occasion.

Uh huh.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

...Are you all right?

[have_no_mercy]

Yes?

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

You seem a bit...not yourself again.

[have_no_mercy]

I do?

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Yes. Of course, I could be mistaken. This isn't exactly the most revealing form of communication.

[have_no_mercy]

What makes you think I'm not myself, because I didn't get your joke? Maybe you're just not funny.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

I think it was more that you spared my supposed fashion sense a sarcastic comment.

[have_no_mercy]

I'll have you know that 'uh huh' was chock full of sarcasm.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Then your sarcasm was poorly conveyed.

[have_no_mercy]

Interesting that your initial reaction was concern.

[kneel-majorzod.livejournal.com]

Interesting how?