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Since I just bought a new chair...

You Are Sophisticated and Well Mannered

You're the type of person who can sit all day entertaining guests with witty banter. You believe in presenting yourself in the best light possible. You like to be seen as classy.

You give a first impression of being upper class and even a bit snooty. And you're the first to admit you're a little guilty of that.You are an armchair critic. You can detect quality easily, and you want the best things you can find.

The Chair Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

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What makes you think I'm not myself, because I didn't get your joke? Maybe you're just not funny.

I think it was more that you spared my supposed fashion sense a sarcastic comment.

I'll have you know that 'uh huh' was chock full of sarcasm.

Then your sarcasm was poorly conveyed.

Interesting that your initial reaction was concern.

Interesting how?

It's almost as if you actually cared.

Well, you know how highly I value your sarcastic comments, Tess.

If I didn't before I suppose I do now.

Though I find it more interesting that your supposed sarcasm on this particular issue was so subtle it required explanation.

Likely another deficiency on your part, along with your sense of humour.

And what sort of deficiency would that be, precisely?

A Mercer communication deficiency. It's happened before.

Actually, I'd like to think I've managed Mercer communication rather well. Certainly better than many before me.

And there are those who've done better.

I think I can live with that.

Mediocrity? Major, I'm disappointed.

I fail to see how increasing my Mercer communication skills would be overly beneficial at the moment.

So you're going to wait until it would be beneficial to work on it? That's not terribly proactive of you.

It almost sounds as if you'd like me to work on it.

Perhaps, but there's something more pressing now: I may need to borrow your army, having told someone they were, well, mine.

...What?

One of Oliver's silly little friends decided to claim Metropolis in the name of Egypt. Not happening, so I may need your army. It's not like they couldn't use the practice.

Egypt? What are you talking about?

War, Major. Ready the troops! This man cannot be left to take what is rightfully mine! ... even if it isn't.