Blame Gabe

[have_no_mercy]

WHAT IF:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out i was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Try to solve my problems?
18. Love me?
19. Date me?
20. Consider me a best friend?

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE:
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. Why are you filling this out?
30. Describe me in three words?
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

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[bit_awkward]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: I would be terribly upset.
2. I kissed you: Surprised, in a good way!
3. I lived next door to you: I'd wonder why you moved out!
4. You found out I was married: Lots of people get married.
5. I stole something: I would help you stay out of trouble.
6. I was hospitalized: I would stay at your side for every moment.
7. I refused to leave my home: I'd drag you out like it or not. Or I'd bring you tea and snacks depending on why you didn't want to go out.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: I'd cheer you on, and pray you didn't get hurt.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: Bulldog.
10. Eyes: Brilliant
11. Hair: Amazing
12. Family: Complicated, but whose family isn't.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?: Sure but I might be really bad at it.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?: Of course, my lips would be sealed.
15. Hold my hand?: If I don't get to hold your hand at least once a day it's not a great day.
16. Take a bullet for me?: Yes, without even thinking.
17. Try to solve my problems?: No, as you said. I would try and help but I wouldn't try and solve them for you. No one learns that way.
18. Love me?: Each and every day of your life.
19. Date me?: Perhaps~?
20. Consider me a best friend?: I would, because you mean the world to me.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better?: Not as far as I can remember.
22. Wanted to kiss me?: Often
23. Wanted to kill me?: Never
24. Broke my heart?: Not that I know of, and I plan on never doing as much.
25. Kept something important from me?: I don't think I've kept anything from you?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: Never.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you?: Your boyfriend~
28. Are we friends?: I should hope so, and then some.
29. Why are you filling this out?: It's interesting, and I'm delaying the inevitable.
30. Describe me in three words?: Smart, layered, brilliant.
31. What was your first impression?: That you were so well put together and strong.
32. Do you still think that way about me now?: I do.
33. What reminds you of me?: Come cooked food.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?: The life you deserve.
35. How well do you know me?: I'd like to think pretty well, but there's always more to learn about another person.
36. When's the last time you saw me?: Just a minute or two ago, and that's brilliant.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Sort of, but nothing important.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?: I'm the trend setter today.

[have_no_mercy]

9. Lois is the bulldog. I'm the pitbull.

[bit_awkward]

I would agree with that. Either way I think you're tough, you look it and act it, but you also have a very kind and loyal side. Pitbulls are like that too, just look at Lister.

[onlyworksonce]

WHAT IF:
1. I'd definitely kill whoever killed you. Unless you died from, say, disease or an accident. But you don't seem the type to go out that way.
2. Saying 'I'd be surprised' is kind of putting it lightly.
3. I'd suspect it was to keep me closer in your sights.
4. I'd... kind of be surprised? I don't know, I can see you getting married if you needed to.
5. I'd wonder why the hell you didn't just buy it.
6. I'd mostly just be relieved that I didn't put you there this time.
7. I'd figure someone was messing with your head. Getting homebound isn't your style.
8. I'd kick the crap out of whoever you were fighting. Unless it was someone we both know, like Chloe or Lois. Then it'd just be awkward.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Scary, but cool. It's not often rich people have a sense of morality to go with all that cash.
10. Intense. I'm pretty sure you stared in a mirror for years until you mastered that x-ray stare you've got.
11. You probably spend more on it in a week than I used to make in a month.
12. Depends on if we're talking Lex or Lionel. Because I definitely know I feel about one. The other I'm not sure about.

WOULD YOU:
13. Sure, why not. The turnabout alone would be worth it.
14. Unless it was some kind of destroy-the-world level secret, yeah.
15. As long as I knew why you wanted me to, yes.
16. Definitely. Out of the two of us, you're not the one who's bulletproof...ish.
17. If you were okay with it. But I'm pretty sure no one gets to solve your problems but you.
18. I... honestly don't know. You're a cool person once you let someone in, but there's layers to you, Tess. I don't think you're ever going to let me in very closely.
19. As long as I knew why you wanted me to, yes.
20. In a way, you kind of already are. Isn't that messed up?

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. No. You'd know if I was lying.
22. Not yet. So far we've mostly kept things professional.
23. No. And I think you already know that.
24. I really don't think so. Unless you were secretly rooting for me all along when things went down between me and Clark, but... yeah.
25. I've never had to. You've always known all the important stuff already.
26. Unbearably annoying? No. Way too hard to figure out? Absolutely.

AND MORE:
27. That's a good question. No, you know what, it's not. I'm Davis Bloome. What I was made to be doesn't change that.
28. In a very, very weird way, yeah.
29. Because I'm pretty sure you've got consequences lined up for me if I don't.
30. Brilliant, Complicated, Dangerous.
31. Way, way, way out of place. Seeing you in that field was as surreal as if I ever saw Chloe in a flophouse.
32. Now that I know why you were there, not really. I don't think standing out in fields in the middle of the night is something you make a habit of.
33. Gasoline. Feeling stiff. Newspapers.
34. A dad that wasn't a dick.
35. Pretty sure I haven't even scratched the surface.
36. Independence Day weekend. I'm still not sure what that was all about.
37. Not yet. You always know everything before I do.
38. I guess so. I'd be surprised if you did, but you've surprised me before.

[have_no_mercy]

1. How very honourable of you.
8. I've already fought both of them, so you're off the hook.
20. Incredibly messed up.
27. Good answer.

[onthe_threshold]

WHAT IF:
1. I died: I'd be very upset.
2. I kissed you: I would assume it was platonic.
3. I lived next door to you: That'd be cool.
4. You found out i was married: I'd get you both blenders.
5. I stole something: I might want to see what you stole.
6. I was hospitalized: I'd come see you.
7. I refused to leave my home: I could storm it.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: I'd let you have the first shot.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: You're my kind of woman.
10. Eyes: Very clear.
11. Hair: I do love it.
12. Family: People don't seem to like them much.

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body? Yup.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Sure.
15. Hold my hand? Okay.
16. Take a bullet for me? Yup.
17. Try to solve my problems? Nah. You have your shit under control.
18. Love me? D'aw. Yeah.
19. Date me? Nope.
20. Consider me a best friend? I think we're pretty close.

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better? Nope.
22. Wanted to kiss me? I'm not answering that.
23. Wanted to kill me? Nope.
24. Broke my heart? I doubt it.
25. Kept something important from me? I don't think so.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Nope.

AND MORE:
27. Who are you? Some guy.
28. Are we friends? Yes ma'am.
29. Why are you filling this out? Gabe said it was a good way to get to know people better.
30. Describe me in three words? Capable, strong, intelligent.
31. What was your first impression? That you were exactly the sort of girl I like.
32. Do you still think that way about me now? Yup.
33. What reminds you of me? Corn.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Alien repellent.
35. How well do you know me? Decently well, I think.
36. When's the last time you saw me? While back.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Dunno.

[have_no_mercy]

Alien repellent! You'd be my favourite person.

[onthe_threshold]

I'm smart.