What were you doing an hour ago?
Working.
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
No.
Will you have sex tonight?
Wouldn't you like to know.
Let's say the last person that you kissed tells you that they love you, what do you say?
"Get a grip."
Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
Ryan.
Does anyone call you "babe"?
Not to my face.
Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
No.
When is the next time you'll kiss someone on the lips?
It's a mystery.
Who was your last text message from?
My assistant.
Have you told anyone you loved them today and meant it?
No.
Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
No.
What hurts you right now?
My head.
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
No.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Probably not.
What color was the last towel you used?
Pale blue.
Do you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
Taller or the same height.
How old will you be turning this year?
29.
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
I don't generally snack or watch movies.
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
That's classified.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
The couch in my study.
Who would you allow to read you thoughts for one day?
Absolutely no one.
What are you excited about?
My reading program.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
No.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No.
Do you like getting flowers?
It's nice.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I'm in public. Sort of.
Who was the first person you texted today?
My assistant.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Do you like Poptarts?
Only the blueberry ones.
Have you ever passed out?
Yes.
Are you easily confused?
Not usually.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
No.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
That's not on my menu.
Do you like coffee?
Yes.
Do you like the Summertime?
Yes; it's the only sensible season in this state.
Where were you at 8am this morning?
At work.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Yes.
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Not as confusing as they find me.
Would you kiss the last person that you kissed again?
Yes.
What is your favorite color gummy bear?
I can't say I have one.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
How does one run into a dishwasher?
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
No.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
News.
Working.
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
No.
Will you have sex tonight?
Wouldn't you like to know.
Let's say the last person that you kissed tells you that they love you, what do you say?
"Get a grip."
Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
Ryan.
Does anyone call you "babe"?
Not to my face.
Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
No.
When is the next time you'll kiss someone on the lips?
It's a mystery.
Who was your last text message from?
My assistant.
Have you told anyone you loved them today and meant it?
No.
Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
No.
What hurts you right now?
My head.
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
No.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Probably not.
What color was the last towel you used?
Pale blue.
Do you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
Taller or the same height.
How old will you be turning this year?
29.
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
I don't generally snack or watch movies.
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
That's classified.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
The couch in my study.
Who would you allow to read you thoughts for one day?
Absolutely no one.
What are you excited about?
My reading program.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
No.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No.
Do you like getting flowers?
It's nice.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I'm in public. Sort of.
Who was the first person you texted today?
My assistant.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Do you like Poptarts?
Only the blueberry ones.
Have you ever passed out?
Yes.
Are you easily confused?
Not usually.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
No.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
That's not on my menu.
Do you like coffee?
Yes.
Do you like the Summertime?
Yes; it's the only sensible season in this state.
Where were you at 8am this morning?
At work.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Yes.
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Not as confusing as they find me.
Would you kiss the last person that you kissed again?
Yes.
What is your favorite color gummy bear?
I can't say I have one.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
How does one run into a dishwasher?
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
No.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
News.