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Step 1: List 10 of your characters.
Step 2: Answer these questions!
1) Tess Mercer -![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
have_no_mercy
2) Clark Kent -hero_farmboy
3) Dinah Lance -cry_canary
4) Lois Lane -powerofthepress
5) Maxima -perilous_kiss
6) Alia -future_saviour
7) Jayna -powers_activate
8) Rokk Krinn -cosmic_leader
9) Alicia Baker -kept_grounded
10) Bizarro -poor_imitation
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Lois invites Dinah and Rokk to dinner. Wow. AWKWARD. I have a feeling Dinah and Lois would be bitchy to each other and compete to engage Rokk in conversation and he'd just sit there and try to decide when the right time to time travel the hell out of there would be.
Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Alicia and Maxima. How? HOW? "Well, there are men there and they undress..." Like Alicia would be able to finish the sentence.
Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Dinah falls in love with Alia, Rokk is jealous. AHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, Dinah, Alia's taken. At least in her mind. Rokk would actually be the jealous type, but I don't think he'd really approve of Alia's reckless disregard for the rules of time travel.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Lois jumps me in a dark alley - probably dressed as Stiletto and looking for a story - and it's between Bizarro, Clark and Jayna. Aha. So Clark would actually rescue me, Jayna would try to help and just get in the way and Bizarro would think it was hot Lois was jumping another woman.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Tess - reaching for the maternal instincts within - decides to start a cooking show. The food is awesome, but everyone is fired by the end of a five minute segment.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Whom do they choose?
Dinah has to marry Rokk, Lois or Alicia. Sorry, Rokk. This bullet is for you.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Jayna kidnaps Clark and demand's something from Maxima. Um. IT doesn't really matter. Maxima would give it over in a heartbeat. And then eviscerate Jayna for good measure in a jealous rage.
Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Dinah? You bet your ass she would. Frankly, she might even win.
Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Clark and Bizarro. I'm sorry I just... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Alia afraid of Jayna. Uh. Possibly the whole turning into animals thing would be a bit off putting, but that's about it, really. One doesn't make it into the ranks of Major Zod's Kandorian army by being afraid of little girls.
Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Maxima and Alicia. I act like their mother and try and stop the giggling.
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Alicia murders Chloe. Because trying to murder Lana is so passé now. Clark hands her over to the authorities and then angsts about it FOREVER.
Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save herself or One?
Alia and Tess. Alia would save herself.
Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Clark and Dinah. They'd probably try to forage just for the fun of it, but if it got old, Dinah would make Clark go for food.
Step 2: Answer these questions!
1) Tess Mercer -
have_no_mercy2) Clark Kent -
hero_farmboy3) Dinah Lance -
cry_canary4) Lois Lane -
powerofthepress5) Maxima -
perilous_kiss6) Alia -
future_saviour7) Jayna -
powers_activate8) Rokk Krinn -
cosmic_leader9) Alicia Baker -
kept_grounded10) Bizarro -
poor_imitationFour invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Lois invites Dinah and Rokk to dinner. Wow. AWKWARD. I have a feeling Dinah and Lois would be bitchy to each other and compete to engage Rokk in conversation and he'd just sit there and try to decide when the right time to time travel the hell out of there would be.
Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Alicia and Maxima. How? HOW? "Well, there are men there and they undress..." Like Alicia would be able to finish the sentence.
Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
Dinah falls in love with Alia, Rokk is jealous. AHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, Dinah, Alia's taken. At least in her mind. Rokk would actually be the jealous type, but I don't think he'd really approve of Alia's reckless disregard for the rules of time travel.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Lois jumps me in a dark alley - probably dressed as Stiletto and looking for a story - and it's between Bizarro, Clark and Jayna. Aha. So Clark would actually rescue me, Jayna would try to help and just get in the way and Bizarro would think it was hot Lois was jumping another woman.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Tess - reaching for the maternal instincts within - decides to start a cooking show. The food is awesome, but everyone is fired by the end of a five minute segment.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Whom do they choose?
Dinah has to marry Rokk, Lois or Alicia. Sorry, Rokk. This bullet is for you.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Jayna kidnaps Clark and demand's something from Maxima. Um. IT doesn't really matter. Maxima would give it over in a heartbeat. And then eviscerate Jayna for good measure in a jealous rage.
Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Dinah? You bet your ass she would. Frankly, she might even win.
Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Clark and Bizarro. I'm sorry I just... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Alia afraid of Jayna. Uh. Possibly the whole turning into animals thing would be a bit off putting, but that's about it, really. One doesn't make it into the ranks of Major Zod's Kandorian army by being afraid of little girls.
Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Maxima and Alicia. I act like their mother and try and stop the giggling.
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Alicia murders Chloe. Because trying to murder Lana is so passé now. Clark hands her over to the authorities and then angsts about it FOREVER.
Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save herself or One?
Alia and Tess. Alia would save herself.
Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Clark and Dinah. They'd probably try to forage just for the fun of it, but if it got old, Dinah would make Clark go for food.
