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1. First thing you wash in the shower? My arms.
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Alcohol.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Oh, I probably will. And he'll probably ask me if I'm playing games again.
4. Do you plan outfits? For an occasion, yes. For every day, not really.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Like I'm coming down from a television station buying high.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? My hair.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? That would depend on who it was.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I think not.
9. Three of your current feelings? Boredom, apathy, stress.
10. What are you craving right now? Scotch.
11. Turn ons? Power, a good sense of humour, someone who doesn't want to kill me.
12. Turn offs? No personality, being pushy, trying to kill me/killing me.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? ...Patch Kids?
14. When was the last time you cried? Why? Luthors don't cry. We bathe in the tears of our enemies.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? I'm content enough to stay behind the scenes.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? I only get to choose one? No.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I do the lip over the teeth bite.
18. Favourite movie ever? The Little Mermaid.
19. Do you like yourself? That depends on the day.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Several.
21. Could you handle being in the military? Being in it? I could run the damn thing.
22. What are you listening to right now? A weather report.
23. How many countries have you visited? A lot? I was all over South America, Mexico.
24. Are your parents strict? They're all dead, so it doesn't really matter, does it.
25. Would you go sky diving? I technically already have.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure.
27. Whats on your mind right now? Television programming. Weapons of mass destruction. Time travel. Construction contracts. End of month reports.
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? Not particularly at the moment.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? I live in a castle.
30. Do you rent movies often? No.
31. Whats your zodiac sign? Scorpio. I suppose it suits.
32. When was the last time you had sex? Um. A few months ago? I don't remember the exact date.
33. Name five facts about yourself. No.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? So many. So, so many.
35. Do you believe in karma or pre-destiny? Kind of hard not to.
36. Brown or white eggs? Whatever Clark sees fit to bring me.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.
38. Ever been on a train? Yes.
39. Ever been in love? Twice.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? I'd do it for free.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? I wouldn't.
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? No. I'd probably do it for other reasons, but not just to be more attractive.
43. Whom do you admire and why? He knows and he knows why.
44. What was your favourite bedtime story as a child? I didn't get bedtime stories.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. I call in someone to take care of it.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? No.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? It sure looked like we were having fun during the magicked champagne incident. If only I could remember it.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? Starting.
50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?Yes and then I'd monitor what happened afterward. I also fixed your grammar for you. You're welcome.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? A friend does and I do.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? Given that I already have more than 100 million dollars, no.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? None of your business.
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? No. I know.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to? No.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? I don't have the foggiest idea.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? No! No time travel. No cookie.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? Probably not, but not because of some moral code. If I want to watch someone die, I'll do it myself.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? It's not my dream job, but yes, I would.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? I want to say no, I really do. But part of me thinks I would.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? I'm already wealthy.
62. Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year? TV. I hardly watch it to begin with.
63. What is one thing you would like to be better at? Cookies. They always burn a little on the bottom.
64. What did you have for dinner last night? Leftover Chinese.
65. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? An optimistic realist.
66. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Workout.
67. What reality TV show do you watch? I don't.
68. What's the worst illness you have ever had? An alien virus that turned me into a zombie. Also, death. I got better.
69. What's your favourite breakfast cereal? Quaker Harvest Crunch.
70. Have you ever played "Pull My Finger"? Not that I recall.
71. What is the first thing you notice about a guy/girl? Height.
72. What is your favourite pizza topping? I'm not really big on pizza. Pepperoni, I guess.
73. Have you ever travelled abroad? Oddly enough, no.
74. What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Heartless bitch.
75. Are you an early bird or a night owl? A bit of both.
76. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.
77. What was the last movie you saw? The Hobbit.
78. What food do you hate? I could do without ever eating crickets again.
79. A keepsake that would crush you if you lost it? Megan's bracelet.
80. What is your least favourite part of the day? Around the dinner hour, 5-7pm. Everyone's in a rush to get home and their work day is over and blah, blah, blah. It tough to get anything done.
81. What is your drink of choice? Bourbon, straight.
82. Do you believe in God? No.
83. Do you have any scars? Yes.
84. What is your worst memory of school? Hmm. Just generally never fitting in because I was always so much younger.
85. How do you feel about tattoos? Fine? I don't have any, but I have nothing against them.
86. What's under your bed? A gun.
87. If you could bring one thing back from the past to the present, what would it be? No! No time travel!
88. What is the first thing you learned to cook? Wow. Probably boiled crawfish. I don't actually remember.
89. What would be your choice of lucky charm? I don't know. I've never really had one.
90. Name a celebrity you don't like. Lex Luthor.
91. What's your favourite candy? Chocolate.
92. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make humanity feel unified as a whole.
93. What is one thing you have never done that you want to do? Go to Paris.
94. Ever read a book on the toilet? Yes.
95. Do you prefer the beach or a pool? The beach. THE BEACH.
96. One thing that makes you irrationally irritated if it's not exactly how you like it? Everything.
97. Have you ever faked an illness? I've never had to.
98. What is one thing guaranteed to make you feel uncomfortable? Feelings.
99. What is one thing you can't live without? Aside from the required food and water, I can live without just about anything..
100. What was your last injury? My brother stabbed me. Good times in the Luthor family.
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Alcohol.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Oh, I probably will. And he'll probably ask me if I'm playing games again.
4. Do you plan outfits? For an occasion, yes. For every day, not really.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Like I'm coming down from a television station buying high.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? My hair.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? That would depend on who it was.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I think not.
9. Three of your current feelings? Boredom, apathy, stress.
10. What are you craving right now? Scotch.
11. Turn ons? Power, a good sense of humour, someone who doesn't want to kill me.
12. Turn offs? No personality, being pushy, trying to kill me/killing me.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? ...Patch Kids?
14. When was the last time you cried? Why? Luthors don't cry. We bathe in the tears of our enemies.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? I'm content enough to stay behind the scenes.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? I only get to choose one? No.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I do the lip over the teeth bite.
18. Favourite movie ever? The Little Mermaid.
19. Do you like yourself? That depends on the day.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Several.
21. Could you handle being in the military? Being in it? I could run the damn thing.
22. What are you listening to right now? A weather report.
23. How many countries have you visited? A lot? I was all over South America, Mexico.
24. Are your parents strict? They're all dead, so it doesn't really matter, does it.
25. Would you go sky diving? I technically already have.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure.
27. Whats on your mind right now? Television programming. Weapons of mass destruction. Time travel. Construction contracts. End of month reports.
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? Not particularly at the moment.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? I live in a castle.
30. Do you rent movies often? No.
31. Whats your zodiac sign? Scorpio. I suppose it suits.
32. When was the last time you had sex? Um. A few months ago? I don't remember the exact date.
33. Name five facts about yourself. No.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? So many. So, so many.
35. Do you believe in karma or pre-destiny? Kind of hard not to.
36. Brown or white eggs? Whatever Clark sees fit to bring me.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.
38. Ever been on a train? Yes.
39. Ever been in love? Twice.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? I'd do it for free.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? I wouldn't.
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? No. I'd probably do it for other reasons, but not just to be more attractive.
43. Whom do you admire and why? He knows and he knows why.
44. What was your favourite bedtime story as a child? I didn't get bedtime stories.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. I call in someone to take care of it.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? No.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? It sure looked like we were having fun during the magicked champagne incident. If only I could remember it.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? Starting.
50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?Yes and then I'd monitor what happened afterward. I also fixed your grammar for you. You're welcome.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? A friend does and I do.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? Given that I already have more than 100 million dollars, no.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? None of your business.
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? No. I know.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to? No.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? I don't have the foggiest idea.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? No! No time travel. No cookie.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? Probably not, but not because of some moral code. If I want to watch someone die, I'll do it myself.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? It's not my dream job, but yes, I would.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? I want to say no, I really do. But part of me thinks I would.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? I'm already wealthy.
62. Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year? TV. I hardly watch it to begin with.
63. What is one thing you would like to be better at? Cookies. They always burn a little on the bottom.
64. What did you have for dinner last night? Leftover Chinese.
65. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? An optimistic realist.
66. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Workout.
67. What reality TV show do you watch? I don't.
68. What's the worst illness you have ever had? An alien virus that turned me into a zombie. Also, death. I got better.
69. What's your favourite breakfast cereal? Quaker Harvest Crunch.
70. Have you ever played "Pull My Finger"? Not that I recall.
71. What is the first thing you notice about a guy/girl? Height.
72. What is your favourite pizza topping? I'm not really big on pizza. Pepperoni, I guess.
73. Have you ever travelled abroad? Oddly enough, no.
74. What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Heartless bitch.
75. Are you an early bird or a night owl? A bit of both.
76. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.
77. What was the last movie you saw? The Hobbit.
78. What food do you hate? I could do without ever eating crickets again.
79. A keepsake that would crush you if you lost it? Megan's bracelet.
80. What is your least favourite part of the day? Around the dinner hour, 5-7pm. Everyone's in a rush to get home and their work day is over and blah, blah, blah. It tough to get anything done.
81. What is your drink of choice? Bourbon, straight.
82. Do you believe in God? No.
83. Do you have any scars? Yes.
84. What is your worst memory of school? Hmm. Just generally never fitting in because I was always so much younger.
85. How do you feel about tattoos? Fine? I don't have any, but I have nothing against them.
86. What's under your bed? A gun.
87. If you could bring one thing back from the past to the present, what would it be? No! No time travel!
88. What is the first thing you learned to cook? Wow. Probably boiled crawfish. I don't actually remember.
89. What would be your choice of lucky charm? I don't know. I've never really had one.
90. Name a celebrity you don't like. Lex Luthor.
91. What's your favourite candy? Chocolate.
92. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make humanity feel unified as a whole.
93. What is one thing you have never done that you want to do? Go to Paris.
94. Ever read a book on the toilet? Yes.
95. Do you prefer the beach or a pool? The beach. THE BEACH.
96. One thing that makes you irrationally irritated if it's not exactly how you like it? Everything.
97. Have you ever faked an illness? I've never had to.
98. What is one thing guaranteed to make you feel uncomfortable? Feelings.
99. What is one thing you can't live without? Aside from the required food and water, I can live without just about anything..
100. What was your last injury? My brother stabbed me. Good times in the Luthor family.
