A red tornado

Tess is no believer in coincidences. So when one literally stumbles across a dead ringer for Clark Kent, minus the yes-ma'am-no-ma'am attitude, who has no idea who he is, one takes advantage of the circumstances.

As such, on the dot at seven she's sitting in that cozy little diner at 5th and Main, waiting for He Who Has Yet To Be Named to arrive.