From Oliver

[have_no_mercy]

A
• Are you available?: That depends on what for.
• What is your age?: Old enough.
• What annoys you?: Too many things to mention.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: I'm sure I have several employees named Billy.
• When is your birthday?: January 8
• Who is your best friend?: Myself.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Any dark chocolate.
• Crush?: I can if I have to.
• When was the last time you cried?: It's been a while.

D
• Do you daydream?: I don't have time.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: I'm not really a dog person.
• What day of the week is it?: Sunday.

E
• How do you like your eggs?: Edible.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes.
• Ever pet an elephant? No.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: I have people to do that for me.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Yes.
• Is there a fan in your room?: No.

G
• Do you chew gum?: No
• Do you like gummy candies?: No.
• Do you like gory movies?: No.

H
• How are you?: Alive.
• What's your height?: 5'7"
• What color is your hair?: Red.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Pralines and cream.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: I don't eat them.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Not recently.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Sometimes.

K
• Who do you want to kill?: Currently? No one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Baby ones, yes.

L
• Are you laidback?: I really have no idea. I doubt it.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: No.

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: The Little Mermaid.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: No.
• Favorite store at the mall?: I don't shop at malls.

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Unfortunately.
• Whats your favorite number?: 1
• Do you prefer night or day?: I have a fondness for both.

O
• What's your one wish?: I don't know anymore.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Yes.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Now that would be telling.
• Piercings?: My ears.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: I don't believe so.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Call it a gift.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I did once.

R
• Do you think you're always right?: No.
• Do you watch reality TV?: I don't watch TV, except for the news.
• Reason to cry?: Life.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain.
• Do you like snow?: Yes.
• Whats your favorite season?: Autumn.

T
• time is it?: 5pm
• What time did you wake up?: 9am

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: I've never had occasion to try.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: Not that I can think of.
• Uncles do you have?: That's classified.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Mirlitons.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No.

W
• What's your worst habit?: Perfectionism.
• Do you like water rides?: Of course.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yes.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: The one that makes me as old as I am.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: No. I throw things.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Capricorn.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Along time ago.

Comments

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

Do you have a nickname?: Unfortunately.

Unfortunately?

[have_no_mercy]

It's hardly applicable anymore, don't you think?

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[have_no_mercy]

Don't worry. I don't expect you to actually agree.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

What fun would that be?

[have_no_mercy]

For you or for me?

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

Either.

[have_no_mercy]

I hate to break it to you, Oliver, but you're the only one having fun with this.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

I hate to break it to you, but so are you, otherwise you wouldn't keep responding.

[have_no_mercy]

Maybe I'm just bored.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. You know you enjoy our banter as much as I do.

[have_no_mercy]

That line's getting old.

Perhaps I do. Occasionally.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

What? It's Shakespeare. Classics can't get old.

Hah. I knew it.

[have_no_mercy]

Overused. Although I have to say it's far more impressive coming from someone who's only been on the planet for a few weeks.

I said occasionally. Don't let it go to your head. Like everything else.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. Maybe it's a little overused. That is incredibly disturbing.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[have_no_mercy]

Try Wordsworth next time.

Mmm. I bet you don't.

[dl-greenarrow.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.

[have_no_mercy]

Much appreciated.